I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Nicole vs. Life
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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