What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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