Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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