Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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