found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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