I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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