White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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