Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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