scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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