I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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