Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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