Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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