i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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