if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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