Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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