Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize