: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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