Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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