Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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