Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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