mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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