Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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