oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
