doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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