I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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