Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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