Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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