I want to make a zoo with you.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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