Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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