found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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