Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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