Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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