woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
