A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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