her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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