Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His nipple licking is glorious
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