just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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