And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My breasts were aching with rage.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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