Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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