We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm always down for nudity.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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