You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
