The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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