garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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