i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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