My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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