Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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