the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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