I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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