So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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