We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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