Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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