I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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