They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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