Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
