I'm drive I can fine osifer
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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